The Locust - Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standar

1 How To Become A Virgin 0:49
2 Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap? 0:59
3 Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur 0:52
4 Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out Of My Bed 0:36
5 The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office 0:50
6 Perils Of Believing In Round Squares 0:58
7 Flash's Theme 0:57
8 Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe 0:50
9 Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs 0:39
10 Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine 0:43
11 Alas Here Comes The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby 0:44
12 Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia 1:06
13 Flight Of The Wounded Locust 2:38
14 Get Off The Cross, The Wood Is Needed 0:42
15 Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case 0:35
16 This Is Radio Surgery 0:41
17 Spitting In The Faces Of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition 0:46
18 Sever The Toes 0:54
19 Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle 1:00
20 Moth-Eaten Deer Head 1:13
21 Brand New Set Of Teeth 0:38
22 How To Build A Pessimistic Lie Detector 0:42
23 Nice Tranquil Thumb In Mouth 0:47
24 Dog Without A Collar (Run Over Red Rover) 0:30
25 Normal Run Of The Much (Compensation For Conversation) 0:33
26 Stucco Obelisks Labeled As Trees 0:46
27 Straight From The Horse's Mouth 1:12
28 An Extra Piece Of Dead Meat 0:40
29 Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys 1:06
30 Backbones Of Jack Asses 1:25
31 Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irraitonality 0:38
32 Skin Graft At Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour 0:43
33 High-Maintenance Libido, Bring The Whole Family 0:59
34 Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude To A Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony,,, Yea Whatever) 0:50
35 Kill Roger Hedgecock 0:48
36 Hairspray Suppository 0:50
37 Cattle Mutilation 0:28
38 Prepare To Qualify 0:34
39 Pain Reliever 0:30
40 Off By A Long Shot 0:43
41 Head Hits Concrete 0:30
42 Ass Gravity 0:49
43 Keep Off The Tracks 0:37
44 #99 1:20